WalMart Greeter
A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into WalMart with her
two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
THIS IS SOMETHING THAT I WOULD SAY AND PROBABLY NOT QUITE AS POLITELY!!!
The WalMart Greeter said pleasantly 'Good morning, and welcome to WalMart.
Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no they ain't.
The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think
they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just couldn't
believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at
WalMart.
A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into WalMart with her
two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
THIS IS SOMETHING THAT I WOULD SAY AND PROBABLY NOT QUITE AS POLITELY!!!
The WalMart Greeter said pleasantly 'Good morning, and welcome to WalMart.
Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no they ain't.
The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think
they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just couldn't
believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at
WalMart.
Good one!