living will

[CityGirl]

I, ? ? ? ? ?, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive
indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put
in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if
their lives depended on it, or lawyers / doctors interested in simply running up
the bills. If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least
one of the following:

chocolate
margarita
chocolate
Coffee
chocolate?
steak
chocolate
bar-b-que
chocolate
fried chicken?
chocolate
loaded baked potato?
chocolate
Mexican food
chocolate
French fries
chocolate
Pizza
chocolate
ice cream
chocolate
milo's sweet tea
Chocolate
Chinese food
Chocolate
krystal hamburger
chocolate
cheesecake
chocolate

It should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a
determination is reached,

I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the
plug, reel in the tubes, let the 'fat lady sing,' and call it a day!

 

[American Woman]

Yeah, chocolate is a "here's your sign" for me!

 

[Bobcat]

What if you could have chocolate fed to you through an IV? A coma is looking better all of a sudden, hmmm?

 

[Spiffy1]

What if you could have chocolate fed to you through an IV? A coma is looking better all of a sudden, hmmm?

I don't care if chocolate does stimulate the same brain cells, I still can't imagine sex through an IV.

Before Bobcat brews a needle d^*k joke to go with that......

 

[American Woman]

For me it's the texture and flavor I would miss out on all that with a tube feeding

 

[Bobcat]

I don't care if chocolate does stimulate the same brain cells, I still can't imagine sex through an IV.

Before Bobcat brews a needle d^*k joke to go with that......