Little Jonny

[Galvatron]

Little Jonny was at the zoo with his Mum and Dad. He had never seen an elephant before.
"What's that thing hanging between it's front legs, mum?"
"That's it's trunk."
"And what's that thing hanging between his back legs?'
Embarrassed Mum said, "That's nothing."
Jonny wasn't happy with this answer and asked his father for confirmation.
"What's that thing hanging between his back legs, Dad?"
"That's his penis", said Dad.
"Mum said it's nothing."
"Yes, but your mother's been spoiled."

 

[Trakternut]

 

[thcri]

"Mum said it's nothing."
"Yes, but your mother's been spoiled."

I can relate with that problem