little johny reads a book

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so it's the first day back at nursery and the teacher is asking the children what they did over the summer holidays

teacher: so mary, you tell us first

mary: i went on a choo choo train!

teacher: no, you went on a train. use the proper grownup word- now billy, what did you do?

billy: i went to see my grand ma ma!

teacher: no, billy. you went to see your grandmother. use the proper grown up word

then she notices johny in the back row with his hand raised

teacher: okay johny, what did you do over the summer?

johny: i read a book!

teacher: that's great. which book did you read?

johny: winnie the shit!

lol