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Little Johnny

lilnixon

lilnixon

AKA LILVIXEN
:yum:PALM SUNDAY
It was palm Sunday and, because of a sore throat, five-year-old Johnny stayed home from church with a sitter. When the family returned home, they were carrying several palm branches. The boy asked what they were for. "People held them over Jesus’ head as he walked by."
"Wouldn't you know it," the boy fumed, "the one Sunday I don't go, he shows up!"



GRANDMA'S AGE

Little Johnny asked his grandma! How old she was.
Grandma answered, "39 and holding."
Johnny thought for a moment, and then said, "and how old would you be if you let go?"
 
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