Little Johnny, "Dad, I got suspended from school."
Dad, "What happened?"
Little Johnny, "The teacher asked me what 4 X 2 is."
Dad, "What did you say?"
Little Johnny, "8."
Dad, "That's right. Then What?"
Little Johnny, "She asked me what 2 X 4 is."
Dad, "2 X 4 or 4 X 2. What the fuck's the difference?"
Little Johnny, "That's what I said!"
Dad, "What happened?"
Little Johnny, "The teacher asked me what 4 X 2 is."
Dad, "What did you say?"
Little Johnny, "8."
Dad, "That's right. Then What?"
Little Johnny, "She asked me what 2 X 4 is."
Dad, "2 X 4 or 4 X 2. What the fuck's the difference?"
Little Johnny, "That's what I said!"