Little Firefighter

[urednecku]

A firefighter was working on the engine outside the station when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides & a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.

The girl was wearing a firefighter's helmet. The wagon was being pulled by her dog & her cat. The fire fighter walked over to take a close look.
'That sure is a nice fire truck,' the firefighter said with admiration.
'Thanks,' the girl replied.

The firefighter looked a little closer & noticed the girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar & to the cat's testicles.

'Little partner,' the firefighter said, 'I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar I think you could go faster.'

The little girl replied thoughtfully, 'You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren.'

 

[Doc]

What can ya say ...when she's right, she's right.

 

[Erik]

one of the better and more useful reasons to have a cat...

 

[Spiffy1]

 

[American Woman]

 

[Spiffy1]

Sooo, you like cats but even more as sirens?

 

[American Woman]

I was just think'in that the cat's testicles can be just about any anybody's
testicles to make a siren

 

[Spiffy1]

Poor Redneck!

 

[American Woman]

He likes it I'm tell'in ya....the madder I get the harder he laughs at me....

 

[Spiffy1]

OUCH! He must be a redneck: muzzle-loaders do it with lead balls

 

[American Woman]

I bet he'd still laugh at me! He would'nt have any balls left, but he'd think it was funny because I was mad

 

[Spiffy1]

I bet he'd still laugh at me! He would'nt have any balls left, but he'd think it was funny because I was mad

I am so glad my wife doesn't visit this forum other than over my shoulder; she'd be agreeing with you 100+% .... and I just can't have that

 

[American Woman]

What's her phone number?

 

[Spiffy1]

I seem to have an accute case of amnesia.... .......

 

[American Woman]

I'll wait......go ask'er

 

[Spiffy1]

She's quite soundly asleep, and I don't even have to embellish that!

 

[American Woman]

Ok....One day when you least expect it I will yell out across your screen for your wife to call me with her phone number and it could be the time she walks by.

 

[Spiffy1]