Junkman
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A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up.
One is an older retired navy chief petty officer in his mid-sixties and
the other is a gorgeous young blonde in her mid-twenties.
The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it. This is
one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer so you guys better be good or
you're history. Here's your equipment -- chair, whip and a gun. Who
wants to try out first?"
The girl says, "I'll go first."
She walks past the chair, the whip and the gun and steps right into the
lion's cage.
The lion starts to snarl and pant and begins to charge her.
About half way there, she throws open her coat revealing her beautiful
naked body.
The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her, and
starts licking her feet and ankles.
He continues to lick and kiss her entire body for several minutes and
then rests his head at her feet.
The circus owner's mouth is on the floor.
He says, "I've never seen a display like that in my life."
He then turns to the retired chief and asks, "Can you top that?"
The tough old chief replies, "Sure,no problem, just get that damned lion
out of the way."
One is an older retired navy chief petty officer in his mid-sixties and
the other is a gorgeous young blonde in her mid-twenties.
The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it. This is
one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer so you guys better be good or
you're history. Here's your equipment -- chair, whip and a gun. Who
wants to try out first?"
The girl says, "I'll go first."
She walks past the chair, the whip and the gun and steps right into the
lion's cage.
The lion starts to snarl and pant and begins to charge her.
About half way there, she throws open her coat revealing her beautiful
naked body.
The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her, and
starts licking her feet and ankles.
He continues to lick and kiss her entire body for several minutes and
then rests his head at her feet.
The circus owner's mouth is on the floor.
He says, "I've never seen a display like that in my life."
He then turns to the retired chief and asks, "Can you top that?"
The tough old chief replies, "Sure,no problem, just get that damned lion
out of the way."