JEV
Mr. Congeniality
A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up . One is a good looking, older retired golfer in his late sixties and the other is a gorgeous blond in her mid-twenties .
The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it . This is one ferocious lion . He ate my last tamer so you two had better be good or you're history . Here's your equipment -- chair, whip and a gun . Who wants to try out
first?"
The girl says, "I'll go first . " She walks past the chair, the whip and the gun and steps right into the lion's cage . The lion starts to snarl and pant and begins to charge her . About halfway there, she throws open her coat revealing her beautiful naked body .
The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and starts licking her feet and ankles . He continues to lick and kiss her entire body for several minutes and then rests his head at her feet .
The circus owner's jaw is on the floor . He says, "I've never seen a display like that in my life . " He then turns to the retired golfer and asks, "Can you top that?"
The tough old golfer replies,
"No problem, just get that lion out of there"
I believe I could do this........
The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it . This is one ferocious lion . He ate my last tamer so you two had better be good or you're history . Here's your equipment -- chair, whip and a gun . Who wants to try out
first?"
The girl says, "I'll go first . " She walks past the chair, the whip and the gun and steps right into the lion's cage . The lion starts to snarl and pant and begins to charge her . About halfway there, she throws open her coat revealing her beautiful naked body .
The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and starts licking her feet and ankles . He continues to lick and kiss her entire body for several minutes and then rests his head at her feet .
The circus owner's jaw is on the floor . He says, "I've never seen a display like that in my life . " He then turns to the retired golfer and asks, "Can you top that?"
The tough old golfer replies,
"No problem, just get that lion out of there"
I believe I could do this........
