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Mith

Mith

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A gentleman from Surrey
Ate too much hot, Indian curry
It was just like a hit
When he shouted: "Oh, shit"
And ran to the loo in a hurry


I tried to come up with a ditty
That was clever and clean and still witty.
But my failure was utter,
Guess my mind's in the gutter -
Every one I came up with was shitty.


There once was a man from Belair
Who tried to bugger a bear.
But the beast was a brute
Who struck out at his root
Leaving nothing but testes and hair.

:yum: :yum:
 
So this is what people do who have blistered hands - are you sure it was just your hand that was blistered?????
 
Mith said:
There once was a man from Belair
Who tried to bugger a bear.
But the beast was a brute
Who struck out at his root
Leaving nothing but testes and hair.

:yum: :yum:
Click to expand...
To continue:

The man from Belair said "I say,
you have taken my penis away,
this isn't a joke,
you big hairy bloke,
that's a high price to pay for a lay."
Bonehead
 
to continue....

And the beast walked away with the weiner
As a meal, it just couldn't be leaner
So he stuck it in water
Like fishermen oughter
And caught a big salmon for deener....:D

....jak
 
BoneheadNW said:
To continue:

The man from Belair said "I say,
you have taken my penis away,
this isn't a joke,
you big hairy bloke,
that's a high price to pay for a lay."
Bonehead
Click to expand...

To continue:
And the beast walked away with the weiner
As a meal, it just couldn't be leaner
So he stuck it in water
Like fishermen oughter
And caught a big salmon for deener....:D

....jak:yum: :yum: :yum:

more! more!!!
 
jakki said:
To continue:
And the beast walked away with the weiner
As a meal, it just couldn't be leaner
So he stuck it in water
Like fishermen oughter
And caught a big salmon for deener....:D

....jak:yum: :yum: :yum:

more! more!!!
Click to expand...
The salmon he ate for his health,
tween a tree and a big rocky shelf,
"If I knew that a weiner,
could help be catch deener,
I would have buggered meself!"
 
There once was a man from Belair
Who tried to bugger a bear.
But the beast was a brute
Who struck out at his root
Leaving nothing but testes and hair.

The man from Belair said "I say,
you have taken my penis away,
this isn't a joke,
you big hairy bloke,
that's a high price to pay for a lay."

And the beast walked away with the weiner
As a meal, it just couldn't be leaner
So he stuck it in water
Like fishermen oughter
And caught a big salmon for deener

The salmon he ate for his health,
tween a tree and a big rocky shelf,
"If I knew that a weiner,
could help be catch deener,
I would have buggered meself!"
Click to expand...

The bear, he settled down for a sleep
But his bottom hurt so, he lay in a heap
"Cripes I am sore
around my back door
I wish he hadnt had gone in so deep!"
 
Mith said:
The bear, he settled down for a sleep
But his bottom hurt so, he lay in a heap
"Cripes I am sore
around my back door
I wish he hadnt had gone in so deep!"
Click to expand...

llloooll

.....:yum: :yum:

Then into the woods flew two fairies
Their butt cheeks like tiny red cherries
They felt the commotion
And cooked up a potion
For healing back doors and sore berries....:D
 
The bear, he gulped down the potion,
and said while making a motion,
"That tasted like haggis,
all covered with maggots,
I'd rather drink sun tanning lotion!"
 
The bear, still hungry after the fish
Grabbed the fairies, to make a nice dish
"they feel a bit tough
but they're good enough"
so he flung them in the pan with a 'splish'!
 
The faries bubbled, the bear, in wait he lay
The man smelled the broth, from far away
'By jove, what a nice whiff
I'm hungry after my spliff
I'll go ask for some to eat, they may let me stay"
 
The man, he stumbled into the lair
He too a quick look at the bear
Then the pan
"Uh oh" said the man
And sprinted, as fast as he could care
 
There once was a man from Belair
Who tried to bugger a bear.
But the beast was a brute
Who struck out at his root
Leaving nothing but testes and hair.

The man from Belair said "I say,
you have taken my penis away,
this isn't a joke,
you big hairy bloke,
that's a high price to pay for a lay."

And the beast walked away with the weiner
As a meal, it just couldn't be leaner
So he stuck it in water
Like fishermen oughter
And caught a big salmon for deener

The salmon he ate for his health,
tween a tree and a big rocky shelf,
"If I knew that a weiner,
could help be catch deener,
I would have buggered meself!"

The bear, he settled down for a sleep
But his bottom hurt so, he lay in a heap
"Cripes I am sore
around my back door
I wish he hadnt had gone in so deep!"

Then into the woods flew two fairies
Their butt cheeks like tiny red cherries
They felt the commotion
And cooked up a potion
For healing back doors and sore berries....

The bear, he gulped down the potion,
and said while making a motion,
"That tasted like haggis,
all covered with maggots,
I'd rather drink sun tanning lotion!"

The bear, still hungry after the fish
Grabbed the fairies, to make a nice dish
"they feel a bit tough
but they're good enough"
so he flung them in the pan with a 'splish'!

The faries bubbled, the bear, in wait he lay
The man smelled the broth, from far away
'By jove, what a nice whiff
I'm hungry after my spliff
I'll go ask for some to eat, they may let me stay"

The man, he stumbled into the lair
He too a quick look at the bear
Then the pan
"Uh oh" said the man
And sprinted, as fast as he could care
 
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