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Life sucks

FrancSevin

FrancSevin

Proudly Deplorable
Most people think life sucks, and then you die. Not me. I beg to differ. I think life sucks, then you get cancer, then your dog dies, your wife leaves you, the cancer goes into remission, you get a new dog, you get remarried, you owe ten million dollars in medical bills but you work hard for thirty-five years and you pay it back and then -- one day -- you have a massive stroke, your whole right side is paralyzed, you have to limp along the streets and speak out of the left side of your mouth and drool but you go into rehabilitation and regain the power to walk and the power to talk and then -- one day -- you step off a curb at Sixty-seventh Street, and BANG you get hit by a city bus and then you die. Maybe.
-- Denis Leary
 
Thanks Franc, you just made my day. I am now looking for a sharp knife to slash my wrists. I'll let you know how that turns out. If you don't hear anything, I've probably succeeded. :biggrin:
 
You forgot to throw in living in constant bone pain and a few real good shocks from the pacemaker!:whistling:
 
Since we are talking about dying anyway, I ran across this site the other day and I thought I would throw this in just for the hell of it.

http://phoenixboatworks.com/

I like the idea of a boat casket, don't you? :wow:

Oh and by the way I'm having chest pains today after dealing with Comcast. It's a good thing I don't have gun powder for my 1851 Navy Colt!
 
I ask to be buried with my casket in the bed of my 68 El Camino...and leave it running in case I change my mind....lol
 
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