Bamby
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A man died and went 2 heaven, he was standing at St. Peters office and noticed clocks all over the walls. He asked St. Peter what all the clocks were about so Peter told them they were lie clocks. St. Peter said See that clock that is mother Teresa's clock (the hand was still on 12) she has never told a lie. Man replied who's clock is that (the hand was on 12:02) Peter said that was Abe. Lincoln's clock. Man replied he nevr told but 2 lies his whole life. So the man asked where is President Obama's clock St. Peter quickly replied its in God's office he is using it for a ceiling fan!!!!!!!!!!!