In life, we all have our goals. These people just raised the bar!
Here's some lesser known World Records:
Ripley's Believe it or Not
MOST SEMEN SWALLOWED Michelle Monaghan had 1.7 pints of semen pumped out
of her stomach in Los Angeles in July 1991.
LONGEST PUBES Maoni Vi of Cape Town has hair measuring 32 inches from
the armpits and 28 inches from her vagina.
MOST CAVERNOUS CROTCH Linda Manning of Los Angeles could, without
preparation, completely insert a lubricated American football into her
vagina.
ZIT POPPING In July 1987, Carl Chadwick of Rugby, England, squeezed a
zit and projected a detectable amount of yellow pus a distance of 7ft
1inch.
WORST DRINK The most horrible drink to be considered a beverage and
safely drunk is Khoona. It is drunk by Afghani tribesmen on their
wedding night and consists of a small amount of still-warm very recently
attained bull semen. It is believed to be a potent aphrodisiac.
GREATEST DISTANCE ATTAINED FOR A JET OF SEMEN Horst Schultz achieved 18
ft 9 in with a 'substantial' amount of seminal fluid. He also holds the
records for the greatest height (12 ft 4in) and the greatest speed of
ejaculation, or muzzle velocity, with 42.7mph.
LONGEST TURD The longest dump ever verified was produced by an American,
who produced a 'staggering turd' over a period of 2 hr 12 mins which was
officially measured at 12 ft 2in. The offender is banned from
134 washrooms in his state.
MOST PROLONGED FART Bernard Clemmens of London managed to sustain a fart
for an officially recorded time of 2 mins 42 seconds.
Thanks to Joe Blow for sharing these interesting records...and
ruining appetites for days!
Here's some lesser known World Records:
Ripley's Believe it or Not
MOST SEMEN SWALLOWED Michelle Monaghan had 1.7 pints of semen pumped out
of her stomach in Los Angeles in July 1991.
LONGEST PUBES Maoni Vi of Cape Town has hair measuring 32 inches from
the armpits and 28 inches from her vagina.
MOST CAVERNOUS CROTCH Linda Manning of Los Angeles could, without
preparation, completely insert a lubricated American football into her
vagina.
ZIT POPPING In July 1987, Carl Chadwick of Rugby, England, squeezed a
zit and projected a detectable amount of yellow pus a distance of 7ft
1inch.
WORST DRINK The most horrible drink to be considered a beverage and
safely drunk is Khoona. It is drunk by Afghani tribesmen on their
wedding night and consists of a small amount of still-warm very recently
attained bull semen. It is believed to be a potent aphrodisiac.
GREATEST DISTANCE ATTAINED FOR A JET OF SEMEN Horst Schultz achieved 18
ft 9 in with a 'substantial' amount of seminal fluid. He also holds the
records for the greatest height (12 ft 4in) and the greatest speed of
ejaculation, or muzzle velocity, with 42.7mph.
LONGEST TURD The longest dump ever verified was produced by an American,
who produced a 'staggering turd' over a period of 2 hr 12 mins which was
officially measured at 12 ft 2in. The offender is banned from
134 washrooms in his state.
MOST PROLONGED FART Bernard Clemmens of London managed to sustain a fart
for an officially recorded time of 2 mins 42 seconds.
Thanks to Joe Blow for sharing these interesting records...and
ruining appetites for days!
I hope you read it AFTER dinner!!! 
Oh...... for the future, please keep the word Junk out of postings like this. It is bad for my reputation..... 
