After taking the suggestion of a few members here on FF that I should go have a couple of Dr. Rums for my lumbago and various othermental problems , I was starting to feel pretty good . The damn new dogs the wife just got , started barking and I jumpped up to yell at them . Thats when my right leg fell off . Right at the kneecap . I did not even know it was loose . Its ok ...... I super glued it back on , but that thing is sorer than a bad Gall bladder tonight . I feel like I been in a "One legged Butt Kicking contest"
It sucks getting old . Last week my right ear fell off . Actually, to be truthful , my wife talked it off, on the way back from Idaho, so I would not "fall asleep" driving home to California . How the hell could I fall asleep . She did not shut up for 750 miles !!!! Once again ,,,,, Thank God for "Super Glue".
I keep telling her a person only has so many words to use when they are born .Use them wisely . One day she just will stop talking in mid sentence .
I think I may move the bar to here so I don't have to hop on one leg to refill my drink .
It sucks getting old . Last week my right ear fell off . Actually, to be truthful , my wife talked it off, on the way back from Idaho, so I would not "fall asleep" driving home to California . How the hell could I fall asleep . She did not shut up for 750 miles !!!! Once again ,,,,, Thank God for "Super Glue".
I keep telling her a person only has so many words to use when they are born .Use them wisely . One day she just will stop talking in mid sentence .
I think I may move the bar to here so I don't have to hop on one leg to refill my drink .