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Just Plinkin Away the $$
Leasing versus Purchasing
The math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce
is as follows:
After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.
Assuming he got sex every night during their 5 year
relationship (which would NOT have happened!) it ended
up costing him $26,849 per time.
This is Heather.
On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer's call girl,
Kristen, an absolute stunner with a body like no
other, charges $4,000 an hour. For anything!
This is Kristen.
Had Paul McCartney 'employed' Kristen for 5 years, he
would've paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every
night for 5 years (a saving of $41.7 million).
Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no
begging, no coaxing, never a headache, plays all
requests, ability to put BOTH legs around you (!!!),
no bitching and complaining or 'to do' lists. Best of
all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back when
you ask her. All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal
fees.
Sometimes renting makes far more sense
.
The math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce
is as follows:
After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.
Assuming he got sex every night during their 5 year
relationship (which would NOT have happened!) it ended
up costing him $26,849 per time.
This is Heather.
On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer's call girl,
Kristen, an absolute stunner with a body like no
other, charges $4,000 an hour. For anything!
This is Kristen.
Had Paul McCartney 'employed' Kristen for 5 years, he
would've paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every
night for 5 years (a saving of $41.7 million).
Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no
begging, no coaxing, never a headache, plays all
requests, ability to put BOTH legs around you (!!!),
no bitching and complaining or 'to do' lists. Best of
all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back when
you ask her. All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal
fees.
Sometimes renting makes far more sense
.
