These are the laws of the natural universe:
~ Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become
coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
~ Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped,
will roll to the least accessible corner.
~ Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number,
you never get a busy signal.
~ Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work
because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat
tire.
~ Variation Law: If you change lines or traffic lanes, the one you
were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
~ Bath Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water,
the telephone rings.
~ Law of Lines: When you walk IN the grocery store, there's
never anyone in the checkout line.
~ Inverse Hair Dryer Law: You're sure you hear the phone
ringing in the background, until you turn the hair dryer off.
~ Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone
you know increases when you are with someone you don't
want to be seen with.
~ Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone
that a machine won't work, it will.
~ Law of Bio mechanics: The severity of the itch is
inversely proportional to the reach.
~ Theater Law: At any event, the people whose seats
are farthest from the aisle arrive last.
~ Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot
coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will
last until the coffee is cold.
~ Murphy's Law of Lockers: If there are only two people
in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
~ Law of Natural Attraction: If you and your date are the
only two on a five-mile stretch of beach, the family of five
will set up right next to you.
~ Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets: The chances of an open-faced
jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are
directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.
~ Law of Location: No matter where you go, there you are.
~ Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you
don't know what you are talking about.
~ Oliver's Law: A closed mouth gathers no feet.
~ Law of the Last Word: "Hey, watch this!"
~ Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become
coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
~ Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped,
will roll to the least accessible corner.
~ Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number,
you never get a busy signal.
~ Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work
because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat
tire.
~ Variation Law: If you change lines or traffic lanes, the one you
were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
~ Bath Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water,
the telephone rings.
~ Law of Lines: When you walk IN the grocery store, there's
never anyone in the checkout line.
~ Inverse Hair Dryer Law: You're sure you hear the phone
ringing in the background, until you turn the hair dryer off.
~ Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone
you know increases when you are with someone you don't
want to be seen with.
~ Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone
that a machine won't work, it will.
~ Law of Bio mechanics: The severity of the itch is
inversely proportional to the reach.
~ Theater Law: At any event, the people whose seats
are farthest from the aisle arrive last.
~ Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot
coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will
last until the coffee is cold.
~ Murphy's Law of Lockers: If there are only two people
in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
~ Law of Natural Attraction: If you and your date are the
only two on a five-mile stretch of beach, the family of five
will set up right next to you.
~ Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets: The chances of an open-faced
jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are
directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.
~ Law of Location: No matter where you go, there you are.
~ Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you
don't know what you are talking about.
~ Oliver's Law: A closed mouth gathers no feet.
~ Law of the Last Word: "Hey, watch this!"