A cowboy stopped at a local restaurant following a day of drinking and
> roaming around in Mexico.
>
> While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking
> platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the
> smell was wonderful.
>
> He asked the waiter, "What is that you just served?"
>
> The waiter replied, "Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are
> bull's testicles from the bull fight this morning. It's a true
> delicacy!"
>
> The cowboy, though momentarily daunted, said, "What the heck, I'm on
> vacation down here! Bring me an order!"
>
> The waiter replied "I am so sorry, senor. There is only one serving
> per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come
> early tomorrow and place your order, we will be sure to save you this
> delicacy, following the bull fight"!
>
> The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and then that
> evening he was served the one and only special delicacy of the day.
> After a few bites, and inspecting the contents of his platter, he
> called the waiter and said, "These are delicious, but they are much,
> much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday!"
>
> The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Si, Senor. Sometimes
> the bull wins."
oster_oo
> roaming around in Mexico.
>
> While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking
> platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the
> smell was wonderful.
>
> He asked the waiter, "What is that you just served?"
>
> The waiter replied, "Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are
> bull's testicles from the bull fight this morning. It's a true
> delicacy!"
>
> The cowboy, though momentarily daunted, said, "What the heck, I'm on
> vacation down here! Bring me an order!"
>
> The waiter replied "I am so sorry, senor. There is only one serving
> per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come
> early tomorrow and place your order, we will be sure to save you this
> delicacy, following the bull fight"!
>
> The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and then that
> evening he was served the one and only special delicacy of the day.
> After a few bites, and inspecting the contents of his platter, he
> called the waiter and said, "These are delicious, but they are much,
> much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday!"
>
> The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Si, Senor. Sometimes
> the bull wins."
oster_oo