lilnixon
AKA LILVIXEN
Ok, you're asking -- Who in the hell is 'Larry'? And why is he the subject of this Thread? Patience.. patience...
Larry gets home late one night and Linda, his wife, says: "Where in the hell have you been?"
Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."
"A tattoo?" Linda frowned. 'What kind of tattoo did you get?"
"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," Larry said proudly.
"What the hell were you thinking? she said, shaking her head in disgust...
'Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?"
" Well, One, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand.. And, lastly, instead if you going out shopping, you can stay right here at
home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."
Larry is recovering in room 232 at the hospital.
Larry gets home late one night and Linda, his wife, says: "Where in the hell have you been?"
Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."
"A tattoo?" Linda frowned. 'What kind of tattoo did you get?"
"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," Larry said proudly.
"What the hell were you thinking? she said, shaking her head in disgust...
'Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?"
" Well, One, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand.. And, lastly, instead if you going out shopping, you can stay right here at
home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."
Larry is recovering in room 232 at the hospital.