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Galvatron

Spock and Galvatron < one and the same
A young woman had been taking golf lessons.
She had just started playing her first round of golf When she suffered a bee sting.
Her pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse for help.

Her golf pro, seeing her come into the clubhouse, said 'Why are you back in so early? What's wrong?'
'I was stung by a bee', she said.
'Where', he asked.
'Between the first and second hole', she replied.

He nodded knowingly and said,
'Then your feet are too far apart.'

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Heard this one years ago, but it's funny every time I hear it.
Good one Galvi! :yum:
 
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