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Gone But Not Forgotten
Lack of Vision 70-year-old George went for his annual physical. The doctor asked if he was still waking up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom. "Yes," says George. "But God has made it better for me. He knows my eyesight is going, so he puts on the light when I pee, and turns it off when I'm done!"
"Wow," commented Dr. Smith. "That's really something."
A little later in the day Dr. Smith called George's wife. "Thelma," he said, "George is doing just fine physically, but has he been saying any strange things to you lately? He mentioned that God turns the light on and off for him when uses the bathroom at night.
Thelma exclaimed, "That old fool! He's been peeing in the refrigerator again!"
"Wow," commented Dr. Smith. "That's really something."
A little later in the day Dr. Smith called George's wife. "Thelma," he said, "George is doing just fine physically, but has he been saying any strange things to you lately? He mentioned that God turns the light on and off for him when uses the bathroom at night.
Thelma exclaimed, "That old fool! He's been peeing in the refrigerator again!"
