Walking home from the pub, this guy hears a "Psst! Psst!-give me a hand
with this pig would you?"
"Sure", said the guy, "what are you planning on doing with it?"
"I'm carrying it indoors and putting in the bath-tub."
"Why the heck do you wanna do a crazy thing like that?"
"Well, you see, it's my wife. She is one of those women who knows
EVERYTHING!. I tell her that the price of petrol has shot up again..she
says I know! I tell her there is more trouble in the East again ... she
says I know! I tell her Francis down the road is ill in hospital and she
knows that too. Well, tomorrow morning ... she always gets up before me
...
and when she to me runs screaming THERE'S A DEAD PIG IN THE BATH!,
THERE'S A
DEAD PIG IN BATH! ... I'll just turn to her and say Yeah, I know!"
with this pig would you?"
"Sure", said the guy, "what are you planning on doing with it?"
"I'm carrying it indoors and putting in the bath-tub."
"Why the heck do you wanna do a crazy thing like that?"
"Well, you see, it's my wife. She is one of those women who knows
EVERYTHING!. I tell her that the price of petrol has shot up again..she
says I know! I tell her there is more trouble in the East again ... she
says I know! I tell her Francis down the road is ill in hospital and she
knows that too. Well, tomorrow morning ... she always gets up before me
...
and when she to me runs screaming THERE'S A DEAD PIG IN THE BATH!,
THERE'S A
DEAD PIG IN BATH! ... I'll just turn to her and say Yeah, I know!"