Galvatron
Spock and Galvatron < one and the same
A mother took her five-year-old son with her to the bank on a busy lunchtime.
They got behind a very fat woman wearing a business suit complete with pager.
After waiting patiently for a few minutes, the little boy said loudly,
"Wow, She's fat!”
The mother bent down and whispered in the little boy's ear to be quiet..
A couple more minutes passed by and the little boy stretched his arms out as far
as they would go and announced;
"I'll bet her bum is this wide!"
The fat woman turned around and glared at the little boy.
The mother gave him a good telling off, and told him to be quiet.
After a brief lull, the large woman reached the front of the queue.
Just then her pager began to emit a "beep, beep, beep"
The little boy yelled out,
"Run for your fookin life, she's reversing!!"
___________________________
Kid runs into his Grandad's house and says
"Grandad, Grandad, make a sound like a frog"
Grandad says "Why ?"
Kid says, "Me Da says when you croak, we're all going to Disneyland"
They got behind a very fat woman wearing a business suit complete with pager.
After waiting patiently for a few minutes, the little boy said loudly,
"Wow, She's fat!”
The mother bent down and whispered in the little boy's ear to be quiet..
A couple more minutes passed by and the little boy stretched his arms out as far
as they would go and announced;
"I'll bet her bum is this wide!"
The fat woman turned around and glared at the little boy.
The mother gave him a good telling off, and told him to be quiet.
After a brief lull, the large woman reached the front of the queue.
Just then her pager began to emit a "beep, beep, beep"
The little boy yelled out,
"Run for your fookin life, she's reversing!!"
___________________________
Kid runs into his Grandad's house and says
"Grandad, Grandad, make a sound like a frog"
Grandad says "Why ?"
Kid says, "Me Da says when you croak, we're all going to Disneyland"
