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Keyboard player...

Galvatron

Spock and Galvatron < one and the same
I have nice neighbours that are elderly and celebrating what must be their millionth ice age wedding pre-nup,about 30 of the old folk out the garden for the past 9 hours and i salute their commitment and joyous day....thats where it ends..

they have hired some jerk to play the keyboard...ok the music is dated and i could even excuse that due to their age and we all have different tastes but heres what is grinding through me,the twat on the keyboard no matter the song he plays it at the same tempo....i have heard him play Elvis tracks that sound more like a death march....it is driving me nuts...ffs how does he get hired for these gigs when he should be shot for insulting talented song writers of a past age.

Should i send over my son with his electric guitar to show him how it is done or what????....thank fuck the red hot chilli peppers are firing up their gig about 2 miles from me in the next few hours as i need some vibration from hell to re-kick-start my nervous system:hammer::hammer::hammer:
 
Sounds like Galvi is stuck in a middle age malestrom to me.:whistling: Too old to appreciate the younger kids music and not old enough to enjoy off key old folks songs. Crank up some classic rock and forget about it!:yum::yum:
 
Bill they just murdered "fly me to the moon"....sounded more like " funeral in mid june"....now i ain't no music expert but this would make Glen Miller turn back from France.:hammer::hammer::hammer:
 
would never stop their fun Bill as they are nice folk....but i have really got it in for the jerk on the music...i have had more tempo in my morning shit:yum::yum::yum:

talking of shit here we go again:unsure:
 
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