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Gone But Not Forgotten
Little Davie watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold
>cream
> on her face. "Why do you do that, mommy?" he asked.
>
> "To make myself beautiful," said his mother, who then began
>removing
> the cream with a tissue.
>
> "What's the matter?" asked Little Davie. "Giving up?"
>
> **********************************
>
> A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers was concerned that his
> students might be a little confused about Jesus Christ because
>of the Christmas season emphasis on His birth. He wanted to make sure
>they understood
> that the birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago, that He grew
>up, etc. So
> he asked his class, "Where is Jesus today?"
>
> Steven raised his hand and said, "He's in heaven."
>
> Mary was called on and answered, "He's in my heart."
>
> Little Davie, waving his hand furiously, blurted out, "I know!
>I know!
> He's in our bathroom!"
>
> The teacher was completely at a loss for a few very long seconds.
> Finally, he gathered his wits and asked Little Davie how he
>knew this?
>
> Little Davie said, "Well... every morning, my father gets up,
>bangs on
> the bathroom door, and yells, "Jesus Christ, are you still in
>there?!"
>
> ***********************************
>
> The math teacher saw that little Davie wasn't paying attention in
> class. She called on him and said, "Davie! What are 2 and 4
>and 28 and 44?"
> Little Davie quickly replied, "NBC, CBS, HBO and the Cartoon
> Network!"
>
> ***********************************
>
> Little Davie's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their
>local
> police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin
>board of the 10
> most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a
>picture and asked
> if it really was the photo of a wanted person.
>
> "Yes," said the policeman. "The detectives want very badly to
>capture
> him."
>
> Little Davie asked, "Why didn't you keep him when you took his
> picture?"
>
> ***********************************
>
> Little Davie attended a horse auction with his father. He
>watched as
> his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and
>down the
> horse's legs, rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Davie
>asked, "Dad, why are
> you doing that?"
>
> His father replied, "Because when I'm buying horses, I have to
>make
> sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy."
>
> Davie, looking worried, said, "Dad, I think the UPS guy wants
>to buy
> Mom."
>cream
> on her face. "Why do you do that, mommy?" he asked.
>
> "To make myself beautiful," said his mother, who then began
>removing
> the cream with a tissue.
>
> "What's the matter?" asked Little Davie. "Giving up?"
>
> **********************************
>
> A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers was concerned that his
> students might be a little confused about Jesus Christ because
>of the Christmas season emphasis on His birth. He wanted to make sure
>they understood
> that the birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago, that He grew
>up, etc. So
> he asked his class, "Where is Jesus today?"
>
> Steven raised his hand and said, "He's in heaven."
>
> Mary was called on and answered, "He's in my heart."
>
> Little Davie, waving his hand furiously, blurted out, "I know!
>I know!
> He's in our bathroom!"
>
> The teacher was completely at a loss for a few very long seconds.
> Finally, he gathered his wits and asked Little Davie how he
>knew this?
>
> Little Davie said, "Well... every morning, my father gets up,
>bangs on
> the bathroom door, and yells, "Jesus Christ, are you still in
>there?!"
>
> ***********************************
>
> The math teacher saw that little Davie wasn't paying attention in
> class. She called on him and said, "Davie! What are 2 and 4
>and 28 and 44?"
> Little Davie quickly replied, "NBC, CBS, HBO and the Cartoon
> Network!"
>
> ***********************************
>
> Little Davie's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their
>local
> police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin
>board of the 10
> most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a
>picture and asked
> if it really was the photo of a wanted person.
>
> "Yes," said the policeman. "The detectives want very badly to
>capture
> him."
>
> Little Davie asked, "Why didn't you keep him when you took his
> picture?"
>
> ***********************************
>
> Little Davie attended a horse auction with his father. He
>watched as
> his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and
>down the
> horse's legs, rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Davie
>asked, "Dad, why are
> you doing that?"
>
> His father replied, "Because when I'm buying horses, I have to
>make
> sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy."
>
> Davie, looking worried, said, "Dad, I think the UPS guy wants
>to buy
> Mom."