Most of you probably aren't aware that when Junk graduated college in the 60's, he spent 2 years glaizing windows at high rises in downtown Manhattan,,, One day, at a new 77 story building, they had just topped the last piece of steel., Already, they were glaizing the 8th and 9th floor, while it was an open steel jungle above them. Up at the 77th level was an iron worker who asked the boss to go down and take a leak. The boss was adamant he could not go. Take a 1/2 hour down, take a leak, and a 1/2 hour to get back up top.. The steel worker then said, screw it, I'll just piss right here, right now, The boss says, let's take this 12 ft, 2 X 6 and stick it out over the edge. I'll stand here and hold it while you walk out the end of the board. Take your piss as we're so high, no one will see you and it will disipate before hitting the sidewalk anyway...
Just then, the phone rings on the draftsman table and the boss, automatically goes over to answer the phone.
The next day, everyone is called into court for an inquiry as to the death of this iron worker.. Judge was getting mad as no one was saying a word. With the judge now starting to scream, certainly someone must know something here...
Good old Junkman stood up and said, I think I know how he died. Judge is saying, well spit it out young man. Junk said, your honor, the guy died because of sex.. SEX!! How the f--k did he die if sex??
Junk said, your honor, I was glaizing a window on the 8th floor when this iron worker sailed pass me. He had his dick in the left hand and his right arm is swinging all over the place and on the way down he screamed
where'd that f---king cocksucker go?
Just then, the phone rings on the draftsman table and the boss, automatically goes over to answer the phone.
The next day, everyone is called into court for an inquiry as to the death of this iron worker.. Judge was getting mad as no one was saying a word. With the judge now starting to scream, certainly someone must know something here...
Good old Junkman stood up and said, I think I know how he died. Judge is saying, well spit it out young man. Junk said, your honor, the guy died because of sex.. SEX!! How the f--k did he die if sex??
Junk said, your honor, I was glaizing a window on the 8th floor when this iron worker sailed pass me. He had his dick in the left hand and his right arm is swinging all over the place and on the way down he screamed
where'd that f---king cocksucker go?