I know we've all wondered how Junk picks up all those fine looking women. He shares the pictures with us, but never his true secret.
I got this from an undisclosed source and I'm sworn to secrecy.
It takes a real man to make these lines work, but Junk must be up to the challenge.
Junkman PickUp Lines
1) Did you fart, cause you blew me away.
2) Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
3) My Love for you is like diarrhea ... I can't hold it in.
4) Do you have a library card, 'cause I'd like to sign you out.
5) Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.
6) If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole.
7) You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light
switch away.
8) Junkman: "Fat Penguin!"
Woman: "WHAT?"
Junkman: "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."
9) I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed-rock.
10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into
this cheap motel room.
11) Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
12) If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the
afternoon.
I got this from an undisclosed source and I'm sworn to secrecy.
It takes a real man to make these lines work, but Junk must be up to the challenge.
Junkman PickUp Lines
1) Did you fart, cause you blew me away.
2) Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
3) My Love for you is like diarrhea ... I can't hold it in.
4) Do you have a library card, 'cause I'd like to sign you out.
5) Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.
6) If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole.
7) You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light
switch away.
8) Junkman: "Fat Penguin!"
Woman: "WHAT?"
Junkman: "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."
9) I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed-rock.
10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into
this cheap motel room.
11) Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
12) If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the
afternoon.