JOKE

[brazospete]

NOMINATED THE BEST JOKE OF THE YEAR

A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. American for letting me into this country, giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and a free education!"





The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am a Mexican." The man goes on and encounters another passerby. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America ."





The person says, "I not American, I Vietnamese."





The new arrival walks farther, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand, and says, "Thank you for wonderful America !





That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East . I am not American." ​

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He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an American?"​

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She says, "No, I am from Africa ."









Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Americans?"



The African lady checks her watch and says, "Probably at work."




IF YOU DON'T PASS THIS ON TO YOUR FRIENDS, BY 11:30 AM TOMORROW, YOU WILL RECEIVE THREE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS ABSOLUTELY FREE.




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[brazospete]

Wow 3 times it took me to copy/paste this first 2 times it didn't work?

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

i see it thrice, myself

 

[OhioTC18]

I think I fixed it for you.

 

[JEV]

ATTENTION,COMRADES. THIS IS NOT A JOKE. GET USED TO IT.

Thanks for this reality check can be sent to your congressman who probably voted to to give YOUR benefits to the lazy and indigent masses who are in this country illegally.

 

[fogtender]

ATTENTION,COMRADES. THIS IS NOT A JOKE. GET USED TO IT.

Thanks for this reality check can be sent to your congressman who probably voted to to give YOUR benefits to the lazy and indigent masses who are in this country illegally.

Like the dollar a month cell phone so they can do drug deals cheaper and pass the savings on to the customers....

 

[pirate_girl]

Wow..

 

[brazospete]

Thanks ohio!