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Johnny.

Galvatron

Spock and Galvatron < one and the same
Johnny walked into class every morning with a black eye . After a while his
teacher got worried and asked him about it.

Johnny answer was: "Our
house is very small Miss. Me, my mother and my father, we sleep on the same bed.

Every night my father asks, 'John are you sleeping?'
Then I say 'No' and
he slaps my face and gives me a Black eye.

So the teacher says to him,

"Tonight when your father asks again, keep dead quiet and don't answer".


The following morning Johnny comes to school and his eye is fine, so the

teacher breathes a sigh of relief.

But the day after that Johnny
comes back with a severe black eyeagain."My goodness Johnny, why the black eye
again?"

He tells her: "Mam, Dad asked me again, 'Johnny are you
sleeping?...And I shut up and kept dead still. Then my father And my mother
started moving Then my father asks my mother: 'Are you cuming?' Then my mom
says, 'Yes I'm cuming, are you cuming too?' and my Dad answered 'Yes'.
They
don't usually go anywhere without me so I said
'Wait' for
me!!!!!!!.....................


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