Job at the FBI

[cowgirl]

The FBI had an opening for an assassin.
After all the background checks, interviews
And testing were done, there were 3 finalists;
two men and a woman.


For the final test, the FBI agents took one of
The men to a large metal door and handed
him a gun.

"We must know that youwill follow your
instructions no matter what the circumstances.
Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair, kill her!"

The man said, "You can't be serious. I could
Never shoot my wife."


The agent said, "then you're not the right man
For this job. Take your wife and go home."


The second man was given the same instructions.
He took the gun and went into the room.
All was quiet for about 5minutes.




The man came out with tears in his eyes,
"I tried,but I can't kill my wife." The agent said, "You don't have what it takes.
Take your wife and go home."

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow.​

"This gun is loaded with blanks,'' she said.

"I had to beat him to death with the chair."​

MORAL:​

Women are crazy!​

Don't mess with them!​

 

[Bobcat]

yup.

 

[Deadly Sushi]

yep

 

[darroll]

Poor Girls............. Now..............

 

[American Woman]

I wonder what he did to deserve all that aggression?

 

[cowgirl]

I wonder what he did to deserve all that aggression?

He was breathing.

 

[American Woman]

um....how's your boyfriend doing tonight ?
Where is he?

 

[cowgirl]

um....how's your boyfriend doing tonight ?
Where is he?

In the dog house as usual

 

[Spiffy1]

 

[American Woman]

In the dog house as usual

Oh my.....it's cold where you are

 

[rback33]

In the dog house as usual

Shall I come by and nail the door shut?

 

[Erik]

In the dog house as usual

Oh my.....it's cold where you are

I'm sure he's fine - most folks in colder areas have insulated double wall doghouses - with plenty of straw in them so the dog can "nest". If it's big enough for him and the dog, he'll be plenty warm.

now a cruel woman would feed the dog bacon or puppy food on a night when her guy is sleeping out there...

 

[American Woman]

now a cruel woman would feed the dog bacon or puppy food on a night when her guy is sleeping out there...

Oh!!! I will remember that....it'll give the dog a fighting chance cooped up in the dog house with Redneck

 

[cowgirl]

Shall I come by and nail the door shut?

LOL, How long will it take you to get here?????

If it's big enough for him and the dog, he'll be plenty warm

What do you mean, him and the dogs????? Heck, I won't make the dogs stay out all night. Both dogs are inside next to the bed.