My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought
me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to
monitor my moods.
We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it
turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big
F___ing red mark on his forehead.
Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond
me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to
monitor my moods.
We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it
turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big
F___ing red mark on his forehead.
Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond