Junkman
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An Irishman in a wheelchair entered a restaurant one
afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee.
The Irishman looked across the restaurant and asked, "Is
that Jesus sitting over there?"
The waitress nodded yes, so the Irishman told her to give
Jesus a cup of coffee on him.
The next patron to come in was an Englishman with a hunched
back. He shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and
asked the waitress for a cup of hot tea. He also glanced
across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus over there?"
The waitress nodded, so the Englishman said to give Jesus a
cup of hot tea, "My treat."
The third patron to come into the restaurant was a redneck
on crutches. He hobbled over to a booth, sat down, and
hollered, "Hey there, sweet thang! How's about gettin' me a
cold glass of Coke?"
He, too, looked across the restaurant and asked, "Is that
God's boy over there?" The waitress once more nodded, so t he
redneck said to give Jesus a cold glass of Coke, "And put it
on my bill."
As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Irishman, touched
him, and said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The
Irishman felt the strength come back into his legs, got up,
and danced a jig out the door.
Jesus also passed by the Englishman, touched him, and said,
"For your kindness, you are healed" The Englishman felt his
back straightening up, and he raised his hands, praised the
Lord, and did a series of backflips out the door.
Then Jesus walked towards the redneck. The redneck jumped up
and yelled, "Don't touch me! I'm drawin' disability!"
afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee.
The Irishman looked across the restaurant and asked, "Is
that Jesus sitting over there?"
The waitress nodded yes, so the Irishman told her to give
Jesus a cup of coffee on him.
The next patron to come in was an Englishman with a hunched
back. He shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and
asked the waitress for a cup of hot tea. He also glanced
across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus over there?"
The waitress nodded, so the Englishman said to give Jesus a
cup of hot tea, "My treat."
The third patron to come into the restaurant was a redneck
on crutches. He hobbled over to a booth, sat down, and
hollered, "Hey there, sweet thang! How's about gettin' me a
cold glass of Coke?"
He, too, looked across the restaurant and asked, "Is that
God's boy over there?" The waitress once more nodded, so t he
redneck said to give Jesus a cold glass of Coke, "And put it
on my bill."
As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Irishman, touched
him, and said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The
Irishman felt the strength come back into his legs, got up,
and danced a jig out the door.
Jesus also passed by the Englishman, touched him, and said,
"For your kindness, you are healed" The Englishman felt his
back straightening up, and he raised his hands, praised the
Lord, and did a series of backflips out the door.
Then Jesus walked towards the redneck. The redneck jumped up
and yelled, "Don't touch me! I'm drawin' disability!"