It's Only Survival

[EastTexFrank]

There were three black ladies getting ready to take a plane trip for the
first time.

The first lady said, 'I don't know bout y'al but I'm gunna wear me sum hot
pink panties beefo I gets on dat plane.'

'Why you gonna wear dem fo?' the other two asked.

The first replied, 'Cause, if dat plane goes down and I 'm out dare laying
butt-up in a corn field, dey gonna find me first.'

The second lady said, 'Well, I'm a-gonna wear me some floe esant orange
panties.'

'Why you gonna wear dem?' the others asked.

The second lady answered, 'Cause if dis hare plane is goin' down and I be
floating butt-up in the oshun, dey can see me first.'

The third old lady says, 'Well, I'm not gonna wear any panties.....'

'What? No panties?' the others asked in disbelief.

The third lady says 'Dat's right girrfend, you hears me right. I ain't
wearin' any panties, cause if dis plane goes down, honey, dey always look
fo da black box first.'

 

[pirate_girl]

!!!!!!!!!!

 

[pirate_girl]

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

 

[Trakternut]

 

[Ice Queen]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!