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Islamic Supremacist Jokes

Danang Sailor

Danang Sailor

nullius in verba
Okay, I'll start this non-PC thread; y'all can add to it as you run across relevant material.


Even animals are aware of the habits of Islamic Supremacists. Male birds flying over their territory fly with only one wing -
they use the other one to protect their rectums.
 
This isn't a joke, but still ...

There is no prostitution in Islam. If a man wishes to have sex with a woman not his own, and she is willing, they enter into
Nikah Mut'ah (temporary "marriage") which allows the man full use of the woman's body for the specified time of the
"marriage" ... then, each goes his/her own way. Of course, it is guaranteed the woman is going to move into another
temporary marriage within a very short time. These "marriages" can last from an hour or two, to several weeks in
duration.

 But remember, there is no prostitution in Islam; all sex (not including sex with little boys, of course) is within imam
sanctioned marriage!
 
Ya know, both of you guys have pretty good reps for intelligent and respectful conversation. That admiration is shared by many here because of your decent fairness and obvious intelligence.

So I am gonna ask this politely,,,
Who the hell are you and what have you done with our friends?
 
FrancSevin said:
Ya know, both of you guys have pretty good reps for intelligent and respectful conversation. That admiration is shared by many here because of your decent fairness and obvious intelligence.

So I am gonna ask this politely,,,
Who the hell are you and what have you done with our friends?
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Sometimes, ya gotta let the steam off, or the pressure regulator will bind ... and that is really, really bad thing when that
regulator is near the top of a person's head. :w00t2:



BTW, thanks for the nice words! :smile:

 
You guys enjoy.

But, coming from normaly responsible posters it is creepy.

I hope responsible is PC. I wouldn't want to offend:whistling:
 
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FrancSevin said:
You guys enjoy.

But, coming from normaly responsible posters it is creepy.

I hope responsible is PC. I wouldn't want to offend:whistling:
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Sorry about the "creepy" aspect. I will make a note to never pass along any of the humor (or what passes for humor) that
runs around loose in the military. Some of that stuff would make your "creepy meter" not just peg, but wrap around the
pin! :w00t2:

This stuff is quite mild using that yardstick, and some of us having been using that one for a long time. I'll stop now
as I don't mind offending Supremacists, but do mind offending friends. :sad:
 
THe stuff you guys posted was amusing. Actually , I worried that the thread subject might get some contribututions that would get out of hand.


I did not mean to quash your fun,,,really.
No offense taken.
BTW, your post #5,,,I got that story from more than one grunt coming home on leave. People should know of these un acceptable Muslim moralities
 
FrancSevin said:
THe stuff you guys posted was amusing. Actually , I worried that the thread subject might get some contribututions that would get out of hand.


I did not mean to quash your fun,,,really.
No offense taken.
BTW, your post #5,,,I got that story from more than one grunt coming home on leave. People should know of these un acceptable Muslim moralities
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See if you can find "Caliphate", a novel by Tom Kratman. The story is fiction, but all of the elements of Islam described
in the book are completely accurate. The story itself is a bit predictable, but it is definitely worth reading just for the
insight into the "paradise" the Supremacists want us to share.

My post #5 is completely true and accurate. It is one of the plot elements in "Caliphate", and is described in some
detail on the web.

 
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When properly installed, it will allow the terrorist to speak to God.

It comes in various sizes: Generally from .223 to .50 cal.


The exact size of the implant will be selected by a well-trained
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The implant may or may not be painless. Side effects, like
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Some bleeding or swelling may occur at the injection site.
In most cases, you won't even notice it.

Please enjoy the security we provide for you.

Best regards,

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A devout Arab Muslim entered a black cab in London , He curtly asked the cabbie to turn off the radio because as decreed by his religious teaching, he must not listen to music because in the time of the prophet there was no music, especially Western music which is the music of the infidel. The cab driver politely switched off the radio, stopped the cab and opened the door. The Arab Muslim asked him, "What are you doing? "The cabbie answered, "In the time of the prophet there were no taxis, so **** off and wait for a camel!"
 
Two Islamic Supremacists were sitting in a park in Islamabad when a nine-year old girl walked by. One of them said to the
other, "Look at that. I'll bet she was a hottie in her day!"
 
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