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is this funny??

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I don't get this joke. Maybe it's hilarious ...or maybe it's a groaner.
Please let me know which it is.

An oboist was wetting her reed in her mouth when she suddenly inhaled so hard that the reed lodged in her throat. The conductor quickly dialed 911. The operator said the paramedics were on their way. The conductor asked, "Is there anything I can do until the paramedics arrive?" The operator replied, "Cover the oboe part with a trumpet using a straight mute!"
 
It is if you are a musician. The show must go on, even if the oboist can't. A strait mute can allow a trumpet to take on an oboe-like sound. That the operator had a clue is cute but it's kind of like a braniac joke.
 
Ahhhh. I got it. :pat:
Thanks Cowboy!
 
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