• Please be sure to read the rules and adhere to them. Some banned members have complained that they are not spammers. But they spammed us. Some even tried to redirect our members to other forums. Duh. Be smart. Read the rules and adhere to them and we will all get along just fine. Cheers. :beer: Link to the rules: https://www.forumsforums.com/threads/forum-rules-info.2974/

Is her time up?

Galvatron

Galvatron

Spock and Galvatron < one and the same
A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?"

God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live." So, upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair colour and brighten her teeth! Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.
After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 43 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of that ambulance?"

God replied: "I didn't bloody recognize you."

:yum::yum::yum:
 
Treefriend said:
Ha ha ha! Stupid God!
Click to expand...
Maybe yours but not mine!:hammer:"We can't reduce taxes until we reduce government spending, and I have to point out that government does not tax to get the money it needs; government always needs the money it gets." --Ronald Reagan (1911-2004)
 
feel free to use this picture everyone...in fact i encourage it.


Reply only with this...
 

Attachments

  • Don't feed the troll.jpg
    Don't feed the troll.jpg
    25.1 KB · Views: 122
Please be aware all the days logs will show i avoided your attempts to Troll me and you took the option to Troll me......when shit starts the Team here at FF monitor and then take action....keep digging.
 
Treefriend said:
Ha ha ha! Stupid God!
Click to expand...


Commenting on the joke or not . Thats about the most offending comment you have made to date IMO , no matter what your beliefs are .

But if i was you , i would stay as close to the ground & as far away from trees as much as posable . Can you figure that comment out ? :whistling:
 
Galvatron said:
Please be aware all the days logs will show i avoided your attempts to Troll me and you took the option to Troll me......when shit starts the Team here at FF monitor and then take action....keep digging.
Click to expand...


All I know is, you are all over the place posting that picture of a hedgehog in

every thread. You see trolling everywhere...that says more about you than it

does about me.
 
Cowboy said:
Commenting on the joke or not . Thats about the most offending comment you have made to date IMO , no matter what your beliefs are .

But if i was you , i would stay as close to the ground & as far away from trees as much as posable . Can you figure that comment out ? :whistling:
Click to expand...


Don't get stressed Cowboy, I'm sure that joke was not


referring to your God.
 
Treefriend said:
All I know is, you are all over the place posting that picture of a hedgehog in

every thread. You see trolling everywhere...that says more about you than it

does about me.
Click to expand...

challenge for you...try 1 week avoiding any place i post,i was happy to avoid you today and will be happy to do so forever...

get ya head out your ass and try it...starts now....clock ticking.
 
Avoid you? I didn't know you from Adam until you PM'ed me the threats.

You made it on my radar when you admitted you were stalking me...and I still have the

screen capture of your message.
 
Cowboy said:
Commenting on the joke or not . Thats about the most offending comment you have made to date IMO , no matter what your beliefs are .

But if i was you , i would stay as close to the ground & as far away from trees as much as possible . Can you figure that comment out ? :whistling:
Click to expand...
You wouldn't want to end up like these trees! Yep that is a smoky old GMC with a Detroit diesel in it. And all them walnut trees that got cut up to make that government office furniture.:yum:"We can't reduce taxes until we reduce government spending, and I have to point out that government does not tax to get the money it needs; government always needs the money it gets." --Ronald Reagan (1911-2004)
 

Attachments

  • IMG_1010.JPG
    IMG_1010.JPG
    157.7 KB · Views: 118
Treefriend said:
Avoid you? I didn't know you from Adam until you PM'ed me the threats.

You made it on my radar when you admitted you were stalking me...and I still have the

screen capture of your message.
Click to expand...

you lasted 3 min...ffs...yea and as for your screen cap trust me i am more educated than you think if thats supposed to worry me,i know what your trying to say but trust me i know more than you can imagine.

now i am asking nicely....please go and play silly games with children your age....FF is designed for Adults.

your persistence in having feelings for me is becoming disturbing...one more post of trolling and i will do my damn hardest to convince Admin and Mods to ban you...they will look carefully and they will see the truth.
 
Ok dude. Just remember, the attorney general here takes cyber stalking

and threats VERY seriously so if you go further down that road you have

more to lose than I do.
 
Treefriend said:
Ok dude. Just remember, the attorney general here takes cyber stalking

and threats VERY seriously so if you go further down that road you have

more to lose than I do.
Click to expand...
I want to hear that conversation!:yum:"We can't reduce taxes until we reduce government spending, and I have to point out that government does not tax to get the money it needs; government always needs the money it gets." --Ronald Reagan (1911-2004)
 
Treefriend said:
Ok dude. Just remember, the attorney general here takes cyber stalking

and threats VERY seriously so if you go further down that road you have

more to lose than I do.
Click to expand...

you will also find the UK laws dont take shit from people that go from forum to forum leeching and spamming to try and get members to follow them to their forum....and remember you can go to some law firm with just a so called threat and have them laugh at you just like thousands of members here are doing just the same....if i had broke the Law in any way would Admin allow me to further partake on the Forum....its a adult site and things get hot headed...so as a so called head cook should know if you cant take the heat...

now please take my advice and walk aay and post all you want but stop trying to target me for some tisted kick....you are not the only one that can keep logs....i take pleasure in screen saving comments before people delete and edit.

PS...i dont think a US attorney general has much say in the UK.
 
And??

so i have promised to piss you off.......is that illegal??


you have spent days pissing me off and i am entitled to return the favor...your email is easy to find just by googling your net name so you made it public information....woops now others can do the same.....doing research i found you took the same attitude more than once over suicide victims and i find that offensive...and i also found you like to spam sites with invites and codes to a seatle web site....in other words you have no agenda here but to stir shit and try and get people to go with you and debate your towns issues.

now you know where i stand....and all you have is a so called threat but in fact it was a promise....move on.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Top