Irish Virginity Test

[waybomb]

Paddy is planning to marry, he is, and asks his family doctor how he could tell if his bride-to-be is still a virgin.

His doctor says, "Aye, Paddy, all Irish use three things for what we call a Do-It-Yourself Virginity Test Kit... a small can of red paint, a small can of blue paint and a shovel."

Paddy asks, "Aye, and what do I do with these things, doctor?"

The doctor replies, "Before ye climb into bed on your wedding night, you paint one of your balls red and the other ball blue.
If she says, "That's the strangest pair of balls I ever did see...", you hit her with the shovel.'
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[muleman]

funny stuff!

 

[Galvatron]

funny shit

 

[EastTexFrank]

No, it's just more family violence, woman beating, redneck BS.

I just thought that I'd save Treehugger the effort.

By the way, it WAS funny.

 

[Treefriend]

Good one.

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

so what, treehugger, is there rules to wether or not a woman beating joke is funny? i dont see the difference here

 

[Treefriend]

i dont see the difference here

That's not my problem.


I don't want to participate in another thread hijacking if I can help it.

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

*DELETED*

 

[Treefriend]

There is actually a "delete" button. I'm surprised forum experts like yourself and PG

don't know about that.

 

[pirate_girl]

There is actually a "delete" button. I'm surprised forum experts like yourself and PG

don't know about that.

I use it on a regular basis, Einstein.

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

no shit, sherlock. there is some subtlety in my post that you apparently didnt pick up on. further proving the subtlety in my post.

 

[Treefriend]

no shit, sherlock. there is some subtlety in my post that you apparently didnt pick up on. further proving the subtlety in my post.

Haha! Good one!

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

Haha! Good one!

thanks for the negs, btw! i dont think ive had one before, always wanted one. kinda neat to see it there! breaks up all the green! honestly and sincerely, thanks

 

[pirate_girl]

Neg reps?
blahh.. like that's going to hurt anything..
Ooo, ouch, and finally..Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[muleman]

I like the Christmas effect it gives off!"We can't reduce taxes until we reduce government spending, and I have to point out that government does not tax to get the money it needs; government always needs the money it gets." --Ronald Reagan (1911-2004)

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

did you get one too, muley? are you a troller or a flamer?

wait....

 

[muleman]

Yeah I lost my virginity on reps!"We can't reduce taxes until we reduce government spending, and I have to point out that government does not tax to get the money it needs; government always needs the money it gets." --Ronald Reagan (1911-2004)