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Irish bottom problems

Galvatron

Spock and Galvatron < one and the same
An Irishman goes to the Doctor with botty problems....


"Dactor, it's me ahrse. I'd loik ya ta teyhk a look, if ya woot".


So the doctor gets him to drop his pants and takes a look.


"Incredible" he says, "there is a £20 note lodged up here."


Tentatively he eases the twenty out of the man's bottom, and then a


£10 pound note appears.


"This is amazing!" exclaims the Doctor. `'What do you want me to do?"


"Well fur gadness sake teyhk it out, man!" shrieks the patient.


The doctor pulls out the tenner and another twenty appears, and another and


another and another, etc....


Finally the last note comes out and no more appear.


"Ah Dactor, tank ya koindly, dat's moch batt er. Just out of interest, How moch was in dare den?"


The Doctor counts the pile of cash.


"£1,990 exactly."


"Ah, dat'd be roit,'' says the Irishman

"I knew I wasn't feeling two grand"
 
wonder how much the doc let him take out of the office after paying his bill. and hope now one in law enforcement sees him removing any stains - or he could be arrested for laundering dirty $$...
 
wonder how much the doc let him take out of the office after paying his bill. and hope now one in law enforcement sees him removing any stains - or he could be arrested for laundering dirty $$...

I was chuckling at the joke, then had to laugh at this!! It belongs with this joke!!
 
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