dirtybernie
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Two men were sitting next to each other at a bar. After a while, one guy
looks at the other and says, "I can't help but think, from listening to you,that you're from Ireland."
The other guy responds proudly, "Yes, that I am!" The first guy says,
"So am I! And whereabouts from Ireland might you be?" The other guy
answers, "I'm from Dublin, I am."
The first guy responds, "Sure and begora, and so am I! And what street
did you live on in Dublin?" The other guy says, "A lovely little area
it was, I lived on McCleary Street in the old central part of town."
The first guy says, "Faith, it's a small world, so did I! So did I!!
And to what school would you have been going?" The other guy answers,
"Well now, I went to St. Mary's of course." The first guy gets really
excited and says, "And so did I. Tell me, what year did you graduate?"
The other guy answers, "Well, now, let's see, I graduated in 1964." The
first guy claims, "The Good Lord must be smiling down upon us! I can
hardly believe our good luck at winding up in the same bar tonight. Can
you believe it - I graduated from St. Mary's in 1964 my own self."
About this time, Vicky walks into the bar, sits, and orders a beer.
Brian, the bartender, walks over to Vicky, shaking his head and
mutters," It's going to be a long night tonight!!!!" Vicky asks, "Why
do you say that, Brian?" "The Kelly twins are drunk again."
looks at the other and says, "I can't help but think, from listening to you,that you're from Ireland."
The other guy responds proudly, "Yes, that I am!" The first guy says,
"So am I! And whereabouts from Ireland might you be?" The other guy
answers, "I'm from Dublin, I am."
The first guy responds, "Sure and begora, and so am I! And what street
did you live on in Dublin?" The other guy says, "A lovely little area
it was, I lived on McCleary Street in the old central part of town."
The first guy says, "Faith, it's a small world, so did I! So did I!!
And to what school would you have been going?" The other guy answers,
"Well now, I went to St. Mary's of course." The first guy gets really
excited and says, "And so did I. Tell me, what year did you graduate?"
The other guy answers, "Well, now, let's see, I graduated in 1964." The
first guy claims, "The Good Lord must be smiling down upon us! I can
hardly believe our good luck at winding up in the same bar tonight. Can
you believe it - I graduated from St. Mary's in 1964 my own self."
About this time, Vicky walks into the bar, sits, and orders a beer.
Brian, the bartender, walks over to Vicky, shaking his head and
mutters," It's going to be a long night tonight!!!!" Vicky asks, "Why
do you say that, Brian?" "The Kelly twins are drunk again."