Investment Stratagies

[TOMLESCOEQUIP]

RETIREMENT PLANNING FOR 2008

If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would
now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.
If you had purchased $1,000 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have
$49.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank
all the beer,
then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have
$214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink
heavily and recycle.

It's called the 401-Keg.

 

[Bobcat]

But I believe you would have achieved a higher return with soda cans as the initial investment would have been less.