JEV
Mr. Congeniality
A woman went to her doctor for advice.
She told him that her husband had developed a penchant
for anal sex, and she was not sure that it was such a
good idea. 'Do you enjoy it?' The doctor asked. 'Actually, yes, I
do. ''Does it hurt you?' he asked. 'No. I rather like
it.' 'Well, then,' the doctor continued, 'there's no
reason that you shouldn't practice anal sex, if that's what
you like, so long as you take care not to get pregnant.'
The woman was mystified. 'What? You can get pregnant
from anal sex?'
'Of course, ' the doctor replied. "Where do you think
people like Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi come from?"
