In the club...

[Galvatron]

I was chatting to a girl in a club and she whisphered to me.....

"Do you fancy coming back to my place,
ive a fanny the size of a polo."

I said "oh yes"

When we got back to her place i pulled her knickers down and gasped.

She said "are you suprised?"

I said "Totally i thought you meant the mint-not the fucking hatchback"

 

[Catavenger]

Must be a Brit thing I have never heard of a mint or a car called a "polo." *sigh* I am an ignorant yank cat dude

 

[pirate_girl]

Polo mints are like spearmint Lifesavers.

 

[EastTexFrank]

Polo mints are like spearmint Lifesavers.

And the Polo was a car made by Volkswagen.