fogtender
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Last night, my step *daughter just walked into the living room and said,
"Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, rent my room out, throw all my
clothes out
of the window, take my TV, stereo, iPhone, iPod, and my laptop. Please take
all of
my jewelry to the Salvation Army or Goodwill. Then sell my new car.
Take my front door key away from me and throw me out of the house.
Then disown me and never talk to me again. And don't forget to write me out
of your will and leave my share to my sister."
Well, she didn't put it quite like that. She actually said...
'Dad, I have decided to work for Obama's re-election campaign.'"
"Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, rent my room out, throw all my
clothes out
of the window, take my TV, stereo, iPhone, iPod, and my laptop. Please take
all of
my jewelry to the Salvation Army or Goodwill. Then sell my new car.
Take my front door key away from me and throw me out of the house.
Then disown me and never talk to me again. And don't forget to write me out
of your will and leave my share to my sister."
Well, she didn't put it quite like that. She actually said...
'Dad, I have decided to work for Obama's re-election campaign.'"