Anthony married a beautiful, and typically sassy, redhead, Kathy..
Anthony thought this would be a modern marriage which meant equal roles
for equal partners.
So, the first morning back from their honeymoon, Anthony brought Kathy
breakfast in bed.
Kathy wasn't impressed with his culinary skills, however. She looked
disdainfully at the tray, and snorted, "A poached egg? I wanted
scrambled!"
Undaunted, the next morning, Anthony brought his true love a scrambled
egg.
Kathy wasn't having any of it. "Don't you think I like variety? I wanted
poached this morning!"
Determined to please Kathy, the next morning he brought his true love
two eggs - one scrambled and one poached. "Here, my love... enjoy!"
Kathy was furious, "You scrambled the wrong egg!"
Moral of the story ? If you marry a redhead, buy a house close to
Denny's & take her out to breakfast !
Anthony thought this would be a modern marriage which meant equal roles
for equal partners.
So, the first morning back from their honeymoon, Anthony brought Kathy
breakfast in bed.
Kathy wasn't impressed with his culinary skills, however. She looked
disdainfully at the tray, and snorted, "A poached egg? I wanted
scrambled!"
Undaunted, the next morning, Anthony brought his true love a scrambled
egg.
Kathy wasn't having any of it. "Don't you think I like variety? I wanted
poached this morning!"
Determined to please Kathy, the next morning he brought his true love
two eggs - one scrambled and one poached. "Here, my love... enjoy!"
Kathy was furious, "You scrambled the wrong egg!"
Moral of the story ? If you marry a redhead, buy a house close to
Denny's & take her out to breakfast !