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If my body were a car

working woman

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IF MY BODY WERE A CAR

If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull, but that's not the worst of it.
My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close. My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather. My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins. It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.
But here's the worst of it –




Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter.....either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!
 
working woman said:
IF MY BODY WERE A CAR

Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter.....either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!

Yeah but that back bumper still looks shiny and firm :whistle:
 
Classic WW!!! :)

So, if you were a car, what kind of car would it be. A Jag?
 
Sorry but it's not funny without pictures....:rolleyes:

BTW...pics of the real thing!.....:weneedpic
 
Yeah right Cowboyjg,
She'll post them in the Ladies room and we never get to see inside there :coolshade
 
Cowboyjg said:
Sorry but it's not funny without pictures....:rolleyes:


ok, here is your picture as you can see I'm not shinny and firm :moon:
 

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