>> >
>> >Subject: Fw: IDIOTS EVERYWHERE
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD:
>> >
>> >I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the
>>local
>> >township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer
>> >Crossing sign on our road.
>> >
>> >The reason: "Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! I don't think
>> >this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore."
>> > Odon, IN.
>> >______________________________________________________
>> >
>> >IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE:
>> >
>> >My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a
>> >taco. She asked the person behind the counter for "minimal lettuce."
>> >He
>> >said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg. He was a Chef? Yep...
>> > Bloomington, IN.
>> >______________________________________________
>> >
>> >IDIOT SIGHTING:
>> >
>> >I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee
>> >asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?"
>>To
>> >which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?" He
>> >smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask."
>> >Happened in Louisville, KY.
>> >_______________________________________________________
>> >
>> >IDIOT SIGHTING:
>> >
>> >The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street.
>> >
>> >I was crossing with an intellectually challenged co-worker of mine. She
>> >asked
>> >if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind
>>people
>> >when the light is red. Appalled, she responded, "What on earth are blind
>> >people doing driving?!"
>> >She was a probation officer in Terre Haute, IN.
>> >______________________________________ _____________
>> >
>> >IDIOT SIGHTING:
>> >
>> >At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear co-worker. She was leaving
>> >the
>> >company due to "downsizing." Our manager commented cheerfully, "This is
>> >fun.
>> >
>> >We should do this more often." Not another word was spoken. We all just
>> >looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare.
>> >This was a group at ConAgra, Irvine, CA.
>> >_______________________________________
>> >
>> >IDIOT SIGHTING:
>> >
>> >I work with an individual who plugged his power strip back into itself
>>and
>> >for the sake of his own life, couldn't understand why his system would
>>not
>> >turn on.
>> >A deputy with the Lawrence County Sheriffs office, no less.
>> >___________________________________________________
>> >
>> >IDIOT SIGHTING:
>> >
>> >When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our
>> >car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service
>> >department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the
>> >driver's
>> >side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried
>>the
>> >door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I announced to
>>the
>> >technician, "its open!" His reply, "I know - I already got that side."
>> >This was at the Ford dealership in Mitchell, IN.
>> >_______________________________________________________
>> >
>> >STAY ALERT! They walk among us . And they REPRODUCE.
>> >
>> >
>> >Subject: Fw: IDIOTS EVERYWHERE
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD:
>> >
>> >I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the
>>local
>> >township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer
>> >Crossing sign on our road.
>> >
>> >The reason: "Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! I don't think
>> >this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore."
>> > Odon, IN.
>> >______________________________________________________
>> >
>> >IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE:
>> >
>> >My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a
>> >taco. She asked the person behind the counter for "minimal lettuce."
>> >He
>> >said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg. He was a Chef? Yep...
>> > Bloomington, IN.
>> >______________________________________________
>> >
>> >IDIOT SIGHTING:
>> >
>> >I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee
>> >asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?"
>>To
>> >which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?" He
>> >smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask."
>> >Happened in Louisville, KY.
>> >_______________________________________________________
>> >
>> >IDIOT SIGHTING:
>> >
>> >The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street.
>> >
>> >I was crossing with an intellectually challenged co-worker of mine. She
>> >asked
>> >if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind
>>people
>> >when the light is red. Appalled, she responded, "What on earth are blind
>> >people doing driving?!"
>> >She was a probation officer in Terre Haute, IN.
>> >______________________________________ _____________
>> >
>> >IDIOT SIGHTING:
>> >
>> >At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear co-worker. She was leaving
>> >the
>> >company due to "downsizing." Our manager commented cheerfully, "This is
>> >fun.
>> >
>> >We should do this more often." Not another word was spoken. We all just
>> >looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare.
>> >This was a group at ConAgra, Irvine, CA.
>> >_______________________________________
>> >
>> >IDIOT SIGHTING:
>> >
>> >I work with an individual who plugged his power strip back into itself
>>and
>> >for the sake of his own life, couldn't understand why his system would
>>not
>> >turn on.
>> >A deputy with the Lawrence County Sheriffs office, no less.
>> >___________________________________________________
>> >
>> >IDIOT SIGHTING:
>> >
>> >When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our
>> >car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service
>> >department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the
>> >driver's
>> >side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried
>>the
>> >door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I announced to
>>the
>> >technician, "its open!" His reply, "I know - I already got that side."
>> >This was at the Ford dealership in Mitchell, IN.
>> >_______________________________________________________
>> >
>> >STAY ALERT! They walk among us . And they REPRODUCE.
>> >
>> >