I was granted one wish

[bczoom]

I met a fairy today. He said he would grant me one wish.

"I want to live forever", I said.

"Sorry", said the fairy. "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that."

"Fine", I said, "Then I want to die as soon as Congress gets its head out of its ass."

"You crafty bastard", said the fairy.

 

[Snowtrac Nome]

i would wish i never had to do anything again but i may end up back at my government job again