I hired a new secretary

[RoadKing]

Resimay


Deer Sir,

I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper.

I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person,

Pepole really seam to respond to me well.

Im lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited

I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.

hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.


Sinseerly,

Peggy May Starlings


PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me.




Employer's response:......


Dear Peggy May,

It's OK honey,

we've got spell check

 

[thcri]

What tower is that in the back ground???

 

[mbsieg]

I want to know where the mountains in the foreground are!!!!!!!!!

 

[Bobcat]

What background? There was background?

 

[Snowcat Operations]

Thats Mnt Massive and Colossal peak!