I can't believe it was so damn simple!!!

[Rusty Shackleford]

Your trusty friend Rusty has finally done it! I have finally cracked the code! Unlocked the secret! All men in the world must be informed! This will change so many lives!

I, Rustethson L. Shackleford, have found out how to keep women happy.


















































































If you are gonna fart, leave the room.

You're welcome.

 

[joec]

 

[thcri]

If you are gonna fart, leave the room.

Gee I was taught to throw the covers over her head.

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

Dude, that's a BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD idea

 

[grizzer]

If I was gonna get up & leave every time Shit I might as well STAY in the other room

 

[thcri]

If I was gonna get up & leave every time Shit I might as well STAY in the other room

Yeah and they tend to follow you around for a while so how long before you can go back in.

Hey Rusty just maybe she is happy you left and the fart has nothing to do with this.

 

[AAUTOFAB1]

can't you just blame the dog?

 

[JEV]

When my last dog was still around, she would leave the room.

 

[AAUTOFAB1]

When my last dog was still around, she would leave the room.

dam you know its rank when the dog leaves the room

 

[Trakternut]

If I was gonna get up & leave every time Shit I might as well STAY in the other room

Might be the idea.

 

[muleman]

Eat more onions!

 

[AndyM]

Volume one...

 

[Thoeralex]

I don't see the problem, mine just farts back (and can usually fart louder and longer than me)...