Rusty Shackleford
Automotive M.D.
A store that sells husbands has just opened in Jamaica, where...
> > > a woman may go to choose a husband.Among the
> instructions at the
> > >entrance is a description of how the store
> operates. You may visit the
> > >store ONLY ONCE !There are six floors and the
> attributes of the men
> > >increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There
> is, however, a catch . .
> > >.. you may choose any man from a particular floor,
> or you may choose to go
> > >up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to
> exit the building! So, a
> > >woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband
> . .On the first floor the
> > >sign on the door reads:
> > >Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the
> Lord.The second floor sign
> > >reads:
> > >Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and
> love kids.The third floor
> > >sign reads:
> > >Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love
> kids, and are extremely
> > >good looking.'Wow,' she thinks, but feels
> compelled to keep going.She goes
> > >to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
> > >Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love
> kids, are drop-dead good
> > >looking and help with the housework.'Oh, mercy
> me!' she exclaims, 'I can
> > >hardly stand it!'Still, she goes to the fifth
> floor and sign the
> > >reads:Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the
> Lord, love kids, are
> > >drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and
> have a strong romantic
> > >streak.She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to
> the sixth floor and
> > >thesign reads:
> > >Floor 6 - You are visitor 1,363,012 to this
> floor.There are no men on this
> > >floor. This floor exists solely as proof that
> women are impossible to
> > >please.Thank you for shopping at the Husband
> Store. Watch your step as you
> > >exit the building, and have a nice day!
> > > a woman may go to choose a husband.Among the
> instructions at the
> > >entrance is a description of how the store
> operates. You may visit the
> > >store ONLY ONCE !There are six floors and the
> attributes of the men
> > >increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There
> is, however, a catch . .
> > >.. you may choose any man from a particular floor,
> or you may choose to go
> > >up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to
> exit the building! So, a
> > >woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband
> . .On the first floor the
> > >sign on the door reads:
> > >Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the
> Lord.The second floor sign
> > >reads:
> > >Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and
> love kids.The third floor
> > >sign reads:
> > >Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love
> kids, and are extremely
> > >good looking.'Wow,' she thinks, but feels
> compelled to keep going.She goes
> > >to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
> > >Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love
> kids, are drop-dead good
> > >looking and help with the housework.'Oh, mercy
> me!' she exclaims, 'I can
> > >hardly stand it!'Still, she goes to the fifth
> floor and sign the
> > >reads:Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the
> Lord, love kids, are
> > >drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and
> have a strong romantic
> > >streak.She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to
> the sixth floor and
> > >thesign reads:
> > >Floor 6 - You are visitor 1,363,012 to this
> floor.There are no men on this
> > >floor. This floor exists solely as proof that
> women are impossible to
> > >please.Thank you for shopping at the Husband
> Store. Watch your step as you
> > >exit the building, and have a nice day!
