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Husband Shot

waybomb

waybomb

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Two policemen call the station on the radio.

"Hello. Is that you Sarge?"

"Yes?"

"We have a case here where a woman has shot her husband for
stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean."

"Have you arrested the woman?"

"No sir. The floor is still wet."
 
I couldn't resist stealing this and posting on a friend's Facelessbook page...he's married to a cop!:yum::yum:
 
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